1nd2rd3st:

juststraightwhiskeyplease:

capeofwonders:

i will will never not reblog this

5. But if you break her rules, they will not find your body.

HELL YEAH

1nd2rd3st:

juststraightwhiskeyplease:

capeofwonders:

i will will never not reblog this

5. But if you break her rules, they will not find your body.

HELL YEAH

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

supertrout95:

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

9 hours of studying and I can’t remember my own name but I can remember how to kill a man using a toothbrush so there’s that

the hell kind of classes are you taking?

I’m a forensic criminologist our slogan is “can’t run fast enough to be a serial killer so I’ll just help the police catch them”

chiltonomics:

peonymoonflower:

cucumbersforlegs:

THIS NEVER FAILS TO MAKE ME LAUGH. I FEEL LIKE SHIT AND IVE SEEN THIS PICTURE A HUNDRED TIMES BUT I AM STILL LAUGHING JFC

It’s funnier to me bc I have that exact same dish

Everyone has that dish.

chiltonomics:

peonymoonflower:

cucumbersforlegs:

THIS NEVER FAILS TO MAKE ME LAUGH. I FEEL LIKE SHIT AND IVE SEEN THIS PICTURE A HUNDRED TIMES BUT I AM STILL LAUGHING JFC

It’s funnier to me bc I have that exact same dish

Everyone has that dish.

congalineofdurin:

toriii-lane:

digitalcrayon:

trashbagtricks:

gaydarjedi:

banesboner:

thank god

*dumps entire bottle of foundation on face*

-eats lipstick-



I’m gonna start wearing makeup in my fucking sleep.





dear god, let it be enough

congalineofdurin:

toriii-lane:

digitalcrayon:

trashbagtricks:

gaydarjedi:

banesboner:

thank god

*dumps entire bottle of foundation on face*

-eats lipstick-

I’m gonna start wearing makeup in my fucking sleep.

dear god, let it be enough

Pharrell on his time working at McDonald’s

thegailygrind:

Cool Jesus at Chicago pride

Some days I don’t mind the look of my face sometimes, this is one of those days for some unknown reason…

Some days I don’t mind the look of my face sometimes, this is one of those days for some unknown reason…

Some days i don’t mind the way my face looks. Today is a good day for some unknown reason.

Some days i don’t mind the way my face looks. Today is a good day for some unknown reason.

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there isnt a single part of this vine i dont like